8 Things NOT To Do in Miami

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Get more Tips here! www.destinationtips.com Miami's Cuban influence is reflected in the cafes and cigar shops all over Little Havana. But despite its colorful art deco buildings, white sand, surfside hotels and trendsetting nightclubs, there are certainly a few things NOT to do in Miami. 1) Do NOT carry a cocktail in the street Carrying any alcoholic beverage on Washington Avenue or Collins on South Beach will get you arrested. This ain’t New Orleans people. 2) Drive at you own risk Miamians will be the first to tell you that they are horrible, crazy drivers and that a lot of their roads don't make much sense. If you're not prepared for the stress, just stick to cabs. 3) Don't pay upfront. In Miami you pay when they bring it. Apply this to everything as they aren’t going to “Come right back” with whatever you were trying to buy here. You will never see your money again. 4) Don't Underdress Miami is not the capital of appropriate dressing and most places don't care what you wear. But after dark unless you're dining at McDonald's, leave the bathing suits and flip-flops at your hotel. This isn't Key West. 5) Respect Miami's Unique Timezone Just like the road signs, the clock is only a suggestion here. If a Miamian arrives 2-4 hours late, he's still on time! 6) Do NOT assume honesty from anyone. We hate to say this, but unless you’re being pampered by hotel staff you should know everyone here is up to something. Nobody does anything here without 'motivation'. Be aware. 7) Don't wear that “South Beach” shirt That t-shirt will look cool when you are back home to Wisconsin, but in South Beach it just screams 'tourist'! 8 ) Don't get arrested over the weekend If you get locked up on Friday night you won't be seeing the judge until Tuesday! Also, if there's a shooting and you're filming it with your phone, you just might get locked up too! Just remember, before you get wild and crazy that Miami is still part of the United States so know the rules before you go!

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  1. do texas
  2. The weather in Miami is liked getting slapped in the face by a big,hot,wet fat ass.
  3. After dark you dont get to wear what you want... bit later, he says something about people who are 2-3 hours late are still on time.. so basicly even after dark you can dress inapropriately, your simply a late dresser :P
  4. nepal 3x
  5. I think these rules could apply to anywhere in the US. Not just Miami.
  6. 3,5,6,7 are straight up bullshit, also there are more ethnicities other than Cuban here like wayyyyyy more
  7. Just to let y'all know, most Miamians think that you don't have to obide by most of the laws here (especially traffic laws). If you are planning to visit here, always be the better person and follow the laws.
  8. this is a really shitty review ?
  9. i didnt realize miami is full of thieves. :o
  10. if a person has a video of a shooting u shouldn't get locked up. u turn that crap on to the police.
  11. Miami is probably full of HIV/AIDS cases.
  12. Fucking British dude don't know shit bout Miami lmao. You could fucking walk down Lincoln in a thong at 12:00 am
  13. what not to do in new Orleans
  14. I just want to know is there a peaceful country without any stupid rules .
  15. I KNOW! I'm From Miami!
  16. You forgot to say "Don't say good thing about Fidel Castro or Che Guevara in any area. There's a big percentage of cuban people in Miami"
  17. i don't leave anything of value in my car in nashville tn so i would never do it anywhere else as far dress i stay in ft lauderdale at clothing optional places and goto haulover it's clothing optional for me 70% of the time i have never had a problem with thieves and where i stay walgreens has manicured lawns and those designer trees that are cut into shapes 300k cars in parking lot at walmart
  18. Here's the thing about Miamians: They think that their city is great and with all this fun stuff to do, but they don't realize that crime rate is high here, the drivers are horrible af (as mentioned in this video), and their city looks shitty in some places like Little Havana and others further south of Pinecrest. I mean, just look at the houses on Google Street View! Hideous! And I can name more problems that makes this place shitty.
  19. Click bait
  20. hello


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