A holiday song for you and for us all. Originally performed in TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND (30 PLAYS IN 60 MINUTES) (Created by Greg Allen). Original music by Jessie Alsop. Directed and edited by Siyu Song. For more information about the San Francisco Neo-Futurists visit www.sfneofuturists.com A Song for the Holidays © Jessie Alsop, 2015 Hello I’m calling from the bathroom In some weird relations house I had to put myself in time out Before I punched a wall out Hello I’m calling from the bathroom I’m in here trying to find some kind of medication to improve this celebration Hello Dad just asked if i eat Turkey He knows I don’t eat Turkey I’ve been a vegetarian for 15 years 15 fucking years. //d Hello It’s me again What do you know about the side effects of taking expired percocet? Hello. Armadillo Willies BBQ? My Mom is on the way, she said That we’re all jerks and she’d rather eat dinner with you Hello. I’m calling from the bathroom I need some peace and quiet I’m not shitting I’m just crying Hello. Is there anybody there? I’m calling from the bathroom

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1. This was cute. I laughed. Thanks.
2. Very cute! Check this out! A new Channukah rap!
   http://www.discoversd.com/news/2015/dec/02/san-diego-rapper-weed-latkes/?fbshare=13661
3. I have watched this about ten times and still crack up every time I hear Ï have to put myself in timeout before I punch a wall out. Its awesome!